That Was The Year That Was

There are two types of change: the obvious and the subtle. Obvious changes being things like a haircut, after which I can look at the pitiful mess of wiry curls sticking out of my scalp and appreciate that at least they’re shorter than before. Subtle changes are like going grey. I don’t actually notice the colour of my beautiful locks changing; no, that is for long lost acquaintances to notice when you bump into them on the street and they choose to point it out to you. And so, too, were the changes in the world of education throughout 2014 both obvious and subtle. Some happened overnight, some were a long time coming, and some, like my recent ‘just for men’ dye job, took people rather by surprise and will take a long time to get used to. 

TeachFirst – EducateLast

One of the changes that certainly took me by surprise, but then maybe I hadn’t been paying attention, was the dawn of the teachfirst teacher. It wasn’t until I tuned into BBC’s ‘Tough Young Teachers’ that I saw first hand the deal some of our most challenging and neediest pupils were getting from their unqualified teachers. The impact however, appears to be anything but subtle. The philosophy seemed simple: clever people can teach. This is fine if you also happen to believe that all fat people can cook and players of Minecraft are qualified town and city planners. 

I watched in a constant state of horror and amusement as these plucky graduates taught class after class of secondary school pupils. At best, it reminded me of my own trial and error experience that was my NQT year, but there were a number of times where it made me rather concerned about the state of teacher training for members of our own profession. It seemed like a cheap quick-fix way of getting educated people into the classrooms, rather than training and developing talented, professional teachers. It is, to my mind, an experiment that risks failure a little bit too frequently. 

I have no doubt that there are, and will continue to be, some great teachers that come out of this initiative and I know there are plenty of teachers who went through traditional teacher training methods who, shall we say, require improvement. I am not ‘that’ interested in the teachfirst debate (if you are then search for long enough on Twitter and you can become bored rigid by countless arguments for and against) but I am interested in what it will lead to. Unregulated teaching is my biggest fear from 2014 – maverick, inconsistent and at times just bat-shit crazy approaches to teaching appear to be all the rage. Forget the ‘traditionalist’ vs ‘progressive’ argument, we’re talking about cults of education here, and, in my opinion, this all started when it became OK to be an unqualified teacher. Governmental freedoms to help new types of schools appoint whoever they wanted (soldiers, clever graduates, wizards) have changed the profession at a time when professionalism is needed more than ever. 

The King is Dead

And then Gove left. Possibly the most wished for change of the year actually happened. Our man in Whitehall got himself a promotion and, like all good promotions, he’s hardly been seen since. What did this change mean? Well, not a lot. So many of his personal changes had already happened that it was difficult to see the light at the end of his tunnel vision. With the appointment of Nicky Morgan (more on that later), we now faced more change, but were told that it was going to be a softer and more cuddlier change. If Gove’s regime had been focussed on telling teachers what to do and how hard to work, Morgan promises us that her ears are open. But, like I said, more on that later. 

Gove has been called one of education’s biggest reformers. I think that means that there is now a longer list of stuff that we have to do so that someone else can look at it all and use it to say that standards are higher. He certainly was very personally driven – no harm in that – except that he was more rigid in his beliefs than those folks who laughed at Columbus for saying that the world was round. In fact, so insistent was Gove on flattening the education landscape, in order for him to traverse and rule over it more easily, that in the end he alienated himself from everybody and ended up on his own flat little island. A word of advice, Michael: don’t take up Minecraft. He has left behind him a battered warzone and, through deregulating the market, has left it harder for us to rebuild it.

The Undiscovered Country

A change that we all saw coming, but to which we prepared for by quite rightly hiding in a cupboard hoping it would pass us by, was the end of NC levels and the 2014 National Curriculum. One thing is for sure, some people are getting rich – our children might be getting stupider, but companies flogging schemes of work and attainment trackers are wising up to the fact that no one knows what the hell is going on. Up and down the land, harassed history subject leaders were panic conferencing and booking every Year 3 class to a trip to Stonehenge, while Heads were meeting up and avoiding conversations about assessments, hoping that someone from the DfE would come out and shout ‘April Fool!’

This is typical of bad change. No, that’s wrong; I don’t have a problem with getting rid of levels if that’s what the government wants, or changing the curriculum – what I have a problem with is the management of the change. The ‘over to you’ approach is not just lazy, but sets the whole country off on a wild goose chase. If we assume that judgements are made by comparing like for like and, where appropriate, taking into account contextual differences (we do don’t we?) then this massive example of buck passing must surely mean that we can no longer be compared accurately, therefore we can no longer be judged via statistics. This should mean that ofsted inspections should go back to those six week long endurance tests so that inspectors really get to know the school and how it operates…but I didn’t read that in the last updated inspection framework. In short, these particular set of changes – coupled with the fact that external judgements will not change – sets too many schools up to fail. 

Stressed Out

When I reflect back on 2014 what springs to mind is the feeling of pressure those in our profession are currently under. The workload has become unsustainable. Don’t get me wrong: you work in my school, you should be prepared to work hard, and, if you can’t stay on top of planning, teaching, marking, assessing and behaviour so that your pupils achieve (however we’re judging that today) then you should choose a different job. If you’re a middle/senior leader, be expected to do that, and more, with a smile on your face, and whilst supporting others. But it saddens me that we appear to be teaching in an age where nothing is good enough. I know how hard teachers work and many of the previous reforms and new initiatives often fail to take into account the contextual challenges of teaching. Therefore we are perceived as talentless fools who can’t even get a child to sound out a nonsense word. Teachers feel unloved because their masters have only been cracking the whip and inventing more stuff for them to do. 

All hail Nicky Morgan then, who is listening to us and wants to tackle the challenge of teacher workload. Call me a cynic but I don’t buy it. It’s election time and, as the scorpion stings the frog, the politician lies to the voters. She says she will carry us on her back and help us move forward. She can say that now because none of us bloody know what success is anymore! You wait until the standardised scores in Reception and Y6 start rolling in and they don’t start adding up: I’ll wager she won’t have carried us too far before we notice the sting in her tail.

Teach, Die, Repeat

Each year, after making substantive changes in my own school, I kid myself that this next year will be the year of no more change – this will be our consolidation year. It never is though because education never stands still. The profession, our communities, our politicians are ever changing, and we adapt and adapt and adapt because that is what we do. 2015 will bring with it more changes (obviously) but, for once, I think we are in dire need of them. I have no idea what the future holds for education but, as always, and despite the rather dystopian tone, I’m kind of looking forward to it…gives me something to blog about don’t it? 

Much Ado About Nothing

‘You chose this over Henry V? You’re idiots! You’ve got to do an exam on this you know. Didn’t the title give it away…nothing happens!’

Our replacement A-level teacher who was furious with us for getting bored with Henry V and switching texts half way through exam year.

Circa late 90s.

 

And so, as I got chucked out of my Deputy’s and Business Manager’s offices for the third time yesterday morning, I stropped around the office, bored, because sometimes, when you’re a Head…there’s nothing to do.

I know what you’re all thinking:

Teachers: Typical bloody senior leader, not doing any real work. Try working at the coalface mate-you won’t be bored then.

Senior Leaders: Typical Head – letting us do all the real work. (I can’t wait to be Head)

Heads: The man is an epic failure for a) thinking he has no work to do or b) giving the game away.

Well I’m sorry but it’s true. There are times – not many I’ll grant you – but times, when I honestly think that I shouldn’t have bothered coming in to work.

Take yesterday for example. There were no pressing matters for me to sink my teeth into. I put this down to two main reasons:

  1. I had been too bloody strategic for my own good last week.
  2. This term’s data deadline isn’t until Wednesday.

The few days before the data deadline are the worst. I can’t look ahead, I can’t analyse the past and there’s nothing interesting going on in the present, due to assessments going on whilst teachers give me evils because the data deadline is in the middle of the week and their PPA is on Thursday. So I am reduced to an infinite number of little jobs:

  • Authorising school orders
  • Un-authorising holiday requests
  • Preparing for a governor’s chairs meeting
  • Creating the backgrounds for the Christmas performance on PowerPoint
  • Emailing staff important messages about next week’s timetables
  • Updating health and safety files
  • Checking the child protection folder
  • Deleting emails
  • Trying to see if I can slip into the staff room for an extra mince pie without anyone noticing.

I’m not saying this stuff isn’t important – it’s just not what gets me up in the morning. It’s not stuff that when I leave work in the evening, I reflect back on, thinking: today was a good day to be a Head. No, yesterday was a day that achieved nothing spectacular, that did not move the school forward that did not develop me in any other way apart from expanding my waistline as I relentlessly gorged on miniature heroes whilst everyone else was working.

I don’t know how I should reflect on days like these. Should I accept the fact that when you don’t have a class to teach and when there is no crisis to reckon with or no master plan to strategize and put into action, the role of the Head is more caretaker than leader? Or should I jolly well find something meaningful to do?

My only consolation is that these days are few and far between: as today began with me chairing a PEP for a recently placed child in care followed by a meeting with a staff member going through their own crisis, followed by a development of an on-going behaviour issue that we had thought we’d almost cracked, the phrase ‘once more unto the breach dear friends, once more’ sprang to mind As I ended my day with my Deputy discussing twilight inset agendas, and, as I tossed the first chocolate éclair I’d had time for that day into my mouth, I thought: today is a good day to be a Head.

#eddies14

My nominations for the 2014 edublog awards are in…sorry for the snubs.

Best individual blog – http://johntomsett.com/

A difficult one. How do you choose the best individual blog when there are so many brilliant ones out there? I decided to select a blog that, although I may not read every post, when I do, it always resonates. @johntomsett’s ‘This much I know…’ series of blogs are often personal and always incredibly thought provoking. I met him once and was struck by his calmness, humility, quiet authority and understated but powerful presence. When he talks, you feel like you are listening to the wisest man in the room: Atticus Finch, Bagheera…even Yoda ain’t got nothing on John. In short, he is the kind of Head I most aspire to be. Be inspired at http://johntomsett.com/

Best new blog – http://thequirkyteacher.wordpress.com/

A controversial choice, but then, that seems to be the point of L’enfant terrible or ‘Quirky Teacher’ as he likes to be known. A newly qualified teacher with plenty to say. Strip away the acerbic style and occasional tone that suggests he actually hates children and there is often a grain of sense in the posts. At the very least, the blog represents the thoughts of a fresh professional who isn’t afraid to show us his perspective. And, for that, the posts are often interesting and certainly spark debate – and anyone who can fill up my timeline for an entire weekend through a single blog post deserves some recognition. I genuinely look forward to seeing how this blog develops over time. Check it out at http://thequirkyteacher.wordpress.com/

Best teacher blog – http://emmaannhardy.wordpress.com/

If it’s honesty, passion and integrity you’re after, then visit @emmaannhardy’s blog. An individual as dedicated to teaching as she is to the Labour party, Emma represents all that is good about our hard-working profession. Her blog ranges from tales from the chalkboard to the political campaign trail and she always manages to remain optimistic about the future. Comrades, embrace the truth at http://emmaannhardy.wordpress.com/

Best administrator blog – http://educationechochamber.wordpress.com/

If you’re bored of a Sunday and want to read around a million blogs, you could do worse than to click on http://educationechochamber.wordpress.com/ . The Echo Chamber, compiled by Twitter’s very own @oldandrewuk (I think?), it must be the most comprehensive and exhaustive list of education blogs the world has ever seen.

Most influential blog post of the year – http://michaelt1979.wordpress.com/

If Michael Tidd doesn’t win this award then the world has gone MAD and I will literally be furious. Michael’s relentless dedication to supporting each and every one of us with the new National Curriculum is nothing short of incredible. It speaks volumes that Michael is the only blogger who I have heard referenced by people in the ‘real world’ – I don’t think it gets much bigger than that! I know of so many schools who have benefitted from his resources, to the extent that not only should he win this award, and get a knighthood, but also, get a personal name-check in every ‘good’ to ‘outstanding’ Ofsted report for the next five years. Struggling with the new NC? Get up to speed at http://michaelt1979.wordpress.com/.

Best individual tweeter – @tstarkey1212

If I was only allowed to follow one person on Twitter then I would quite possibly plump for @tstarkey1212. Not for his insights into education (sorry Thomas), but because he’s irritatingly funny. I like to imagine that his ‘tweet’ button has been specially modified so that when each zinger fires out into the twittershpere a little drum kit gives off a ‘ba-dum-tsssss’ noise – he’s that good folks and he’s here all week. I mean the man even has a twitter festival named after him: Starkeyfest. It just goes to show that if you build it, they will come. Go follow. (Oh and he does have many insightful thoughts on education too-honest)

Best twitter hashtag or chat – #SLTchat

I may not join in every Sunday but, like The Archers, I feel safer knowing that #SLTchat exists. The format hasn’t changed but it has evolved brilliantly, especially with the new ‘scenario’ option. Despite being apparently aimed at ‘SLT’ it is open to all, and the range of comments, ideas and opinions often cannot fail to make even the most talented and experienced of us (ha ha!) think.

Best open PD / unconference / webinar series – SLTCamp

I’ve never been but I just love the concept and down-to-earth-good-natured-brilliance of SLTCamp. Pioneered by Sarah Findlater and Stephen Lockyer, this seems to be a perfect form of CPD for educators. Kicking back against the corporate gubbins of a national conference, this is the real deal.

Best educational use of a social network – http://notveryjolley.wordpress.com/

Not sure if this is the right category but I had to get @ajjolley’s blog in here somehow. If Universal Free School Meals represent the worst use of political showboating, under the pretence of good intentions, backed by poor planning and underfunding, then Andy’s blog is the best educational use of a social network for attacking the flaws in a huge educational issue like a big dog with a juicy bone. Like a modern day, one man Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward, Andy has investigated UFSM to within an inch of its political life, and he shows no sign of stopping. Read everything you will ever need to know about one of the biggest educational changes of our time at http://notveryjolley.wordpress.com/

Lifetime achievementhttp://heymisssmith.blogspot.co.uk

For this award I would like to nominate @heymisssmith’s splog: http://heymisssmith.blogspot.co.uk  I know she will most likely consider this some kind of mean-spirited and cruel joke about her age but I assure you Miss, my intentions are genuine. Her unending abundance for writing short, sharp, pithy posts never fails to entertain me and make me wish I blogged more. And, for the record, I don’t even know how old she is.

My Made Up Categories They won’t win an award apart from holding a special place in my heart.

Best Artisthttps://friendlyneighbourhoodteacher.wordpress.com/

@GazNeedle’s blog literally is like reading a comic from your friendly neighbourhood teacher. If Twitter and the plethora of blogs out there can, at times, be cynical and slightly less acidic than a massive lemon covered in battery innards, Gaz’s blog is the complete opposite. His friendly and good natured blogs remind you of why the internet was invented in the first place. He often shares his ideas and artwork with others and I particularly loved his YouTube video,that he created for a friend, about drawing cartoons. Plus, he once drew an amazing picture to accompany a post I wrote. The man can do no wrong. Feel the love, learn how to draw and follow https://friendlyneighbourhoodteacher.wordpress.com/.

One to watchhttp://oldprimaryhead.com/

@primaryhead1 (not not NOT to be confused with me @theprimaryhead) is a personal friend of mine, but that is not the reason why I have nominated him in a category that doesn’t actually exist. No, the reason for this nomination is because his blog may just about to start being interesting. Having left the city for a life in the country – swapping roads for country lanes, fast cars for lumbering tractors, and bustling bistros for a single pub that actually sells pork knuckles as a snack and thinks red wine is basically cider and black in a poncy glass- @primaryhead1 has just taken over a new school. It is a school that is as far away from any of his previous experiences as you can get and has taken him right out of his comfort zone – quite a noble challenge for an outstanding citywide Head and a decision that shouldn’t be dismissed out of turn. Therefore, once the dust has settled, I think we could all be in for a treat as he begins to chart his new journey. Follow it now and wait for the updates at http://oldprimaryhead.com/.