True Ofsted Conversation #1

 

images 2Hey there. Whilst away from work due to a serious case of the sniffles I found myself reminiscing about one of my many joyful moments from my recent ofsted inspection. Here I have written the transcript of a conversation I had with the lead inspector after a twenty minute lesson observation. See if you can guess the part where it began to dawn on me that the inspector was slightly insane and was not going to budge from her relatively fixed agenda.

Ofsted 

Did you see what happened in that lesson?

Head

I was there yes, I saw what happened.

Ofsted 

What happened?

Head

Were you there? I think you were there, I definitely saw you there.

Ofsted

But what did you see?

Head

I saw a lesson on measuring.

Ofsted

And what were the children doing.

Head

They were measuring the perimeter of irregular shapes and using their knowledge of shape properties to work out lengths of certain sides that weren’t known. Some of them were then converting into different units of measurement.

Ofsted

And could the children do it?

Head

They were having a jolly good go and many of them were being successful.

Ofsted

All the children I saw could do it.

Head

Great, teacher did their job then. Now next we’re going to see –

Ofsted

-they could all do it. I saw them do two in a row.

Head

Yeeesssss.

Ofsted

They could already do it.

Teacher

Well no, the teacher showed them how at the start of the lesson.

Ofsted

I didn’t see that

Head

No, you were finding one of your forms as the lesson started but her plan says she taught it and the work before was not the same and I asked some of the children if they had done it before and they hadn’t.

Ofsted

I heard you ask those questions. Why did you ask those questions, those questions won’t tell you anything.

Head

Sorry what?

Ofsted

I didn’t see anything that showed me they couldn’t do it before the lesson. Where was the challenge?

Head

Well, at the start of the lesson they probably couldn’t do it, that’s why the teacher taught them how to do it at the start of the lesson…that you didn’t see.

Ofsted

How do you know they couldn’t do it?

Head

They hadn’t done it before in their books and I asked them if they could have done it at the start; I asked if they needed to have listened to the teacher before having a go themselves or could they have just got on with it.

Ofsted

I heard you ask that. Why did you ask that question?

Head

Well, it helps me judge the level of challenge or if the teacher is wasting their time.

Ofsted

OK and what did the child tell you.

Head

She said that she may have been able to do the first two but after that she would have got stuck unless the teacher had showed them how. Then another child on their table agreed that number three was really hard.

Ofsted

Of course they said that to you because you’re the Head.

Head

Sorry come again?

Ofsted

They tell you want they think you want to hear. That’s why I don’t ask those questions.

Head

Hmmmmm. I’m not sure I agree with you on-

Ofsted

-I saw nothing but work done correctly during that lesson.

Head

Right…

Ofsted

No challenge, there was no challenge in that lesson.

Head

But, they couldn’t do it at the start and then the teacher taught them so they could and therefore they were able to do the work.

Ofsted

Why didn’t the teacher move them on.

Head

Because they had only been able to do it for twenty minutes I’m guessing the teacher thought a bit more consolidation could be a good idea. Plus on her plan she is extending them in the plenary and tomorrow they’re solving a problem.

Ofsted

Well I didn’t see that. I didn’t see any challenge so we have to say that lesson required improvement.

Head

Get out of my school. Get out of my school now or I will beat you to death with my pupil premium tracker that I was up all night amending and you haven’t even LOOOKED AT IT!

(I didn’t actually say that last bit, but the rest of it is true. If you’re waiting for Ofsted…enjoy!)

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The Golden Age – part 1

 

the-golden-ageThe Golden Age in Greek mythology refers to the first of several sequences of the ‘Ages of Man’.  Being ‘Gold’, it is obviously the best and the subsequent ages: Silver, Bronze, Heroic, and Iron denote a period of steady decline. So, even by the 1st century BC life in general was already past it. Even by the Daily Mail standards this is pretty gloomy but it shows quite neatly that as a race our default setting seems to be: it was better yesterday but enjoy today because it will be worse tomorrow. As a result every single conceivable idea or movement has apparently already had its golden age: Hollywood, comics, sci-fi, hip-hop, there has, I am reliably informed by Wikipedia, even been a golden age of porn-but due to internet restrictions on my broadband I am unable to inform you of when or what that was.

Presumably there was a golden age in education and presumably we all missed it. However our brave Secretary of State for Education, dear little Micky Gove is determined to find it and put it back in its rightful place. This personal quest of his helps to explain why each week he spews out more and more demented policy ideas in the hope that one day he’ll hit gold. He’s not having a great deal of success with this strategy; I mean if you read all of his ideas for schools and education in order it’s as if he’s playing his own version of the BBC game show ‘Pointless’ where he’s gradually trying to find the one idea that absolutely no teacher will like.

Give every school a free bible? ‘Not bad, 85 teachers liked that idea.’

2014 Proposed Curriculum? ‘Ooh that’s a good one, only 35 teachers liked that one.’

Longer school days? ‘Very close, 8 teachers were in favour of that.’

Shorter holidays? ‘Wow, that’s a very low score with only 4 teachers being in favour of that.’

Inset a device into a teacher’s inner ear so they self-destruct after two successive ‘less than good’ lessons as voted for by pupils who weren’t there at the time ? ‘Congratulations! That is a totally pointless answer.’

There are three only possible sensible reasons why Gove seems to be selecting education policy as if he’s playing a blind ‘education policy’ lucky dip whilst taking vast quantities of crystal meth that is having a serious effect on his ability to apply reason:

  1.  He is an idiot.
  2. He is a genius who is subversively managing the government’s plan to have every school a privatised academy by the May bank holiday by enforcing unpopular policy.
  3. He is really bad at playing ‘truth or dare?’

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Whatever the reason, one thing is for certain: Thanks to Mr Gove, we are definitely not living in the golden age of education.

Goodbye Mr Chips, Hello Mr Squeers.

One of my largest gripes with the current government’s handling of primary education was the snatching away of (then) current frameworks and curriculum guidance with no replacement in sight for years. I know, I know! As a Head Teacher I could have quite easily mapped out a whole school framework for English & Maths based on a set of principles laid down in the renewed (old) framework for Literacy & Maths.  However that would mean messing around Google looking for the archive files, Gove’s online lair for banned practical and useful resources, like Indiana Jones’s less brave nephew.

But it wasn’t just the new (old) Literacy & Maths framework that had gone: the whole ruddy renewed (old) national curriculum had gone! The good one, which Rose had contributed to – that was almost but not totally the same as the current (old, old) national curriculum but with a bit more skills and the long sentences split into smaller ones. I know, I know! I could have bought into a corporate curriculum that ‘guaranteed’ to be in line with current government legislation and also ‘promised’ to be fun. (You could tell it was fun because one of the topics was called ‘Chocolate’. )

No it was far easier for me to sit back and wait for the new National Curriculum. And wait I did.  After a lot of waiting I could only think that this new curriculum was going to be amazing! I mean they were not doing a rushed job; they were really taking their time. And I waited, and waited and carried on waiting, even when the rumours starting flying around that it was just going to be about knowledge and content. ‘No!’ I said, standing on my chair batting older, more grumpy heads on the nose with a rolled up copy of Gove’s Bible, ‘Our Government are not taking this long to craft a national curriculum based on lists of stuff children should know and they are definitely not taking this long because they’ve nicked it from an American approach to education and they have to go through all 6000 pages changing ‘Math’ to ‘Maths’.  

So I carried on waiting until the day finally came and the proposed national curriculum arrived. I missed it actually, but luckily quite a few people were tweeting it about so I got me a copy. It’s getting a bit of flak but I think there are some good bits in it. Most commentators however are tooling up and blog-bashing Gove over the wider curriculum elements and History in particular is getting firmly happy-slapped.

Granted, it does appear to be rather long lists of historical facts that are to be learnt and this does beg the question did Mr Gove get his ideas on effective education from Mr Squeers in Nicholas Nickleby? ‘When the boy knows this out of book, he goes and does it. That’s our system.’ But, I personally don’t mind the scope of historical study outlined in the document but then again, I like history. Actually, I’ll rephrase that: I like knowing about stuff that happened in the past.

My biggest problem (about me not the curriculum) is that while I enjoy each episode of ‘Simon Schama’s A History of Britain’ I cannot retain a single sustained fact about any of Schama’s lessons six weeks afterwards. My biggest problem (about the curriculum, not me) is that it is in danger of producing a system of education that will not enable any child to retain a single sustained fact about any teacher’s lesson six weeks afterwards.

Effective education…really effective education, in my mind, is about: acquiring knowledge through the application of skills.  Just giving away knowledge isn’t good enough. The joy of primary school education is teaching children facts by equipping them with skills and this can only be done through a broad and balanced curriculum that allows teachers to combine subject skills to create well-crafted topics. Topics that inspire, allow children to think critically about the information they receive and allow them to actively engage in finding out about the world around them. Only then will you get passionate learners who are then ready to consume knowledge at a more advanced level. As much as Gove wants, children are not going to leave Key Stage 2 with a complete knowledge (let alone understanding) of the British Isles based upon his mighty list alone.

I am sure that Gove is not expecting teachers to just churn out facts and get children to memorise Kings and Queens but his draft history curriculum does seems disproportionately weighted towards understanding historical events through knowing FACTS. The fact that you can get children to learn about historical events, personalities, bias, politics, and culture through, say, art seems to be lost.

This, as I see it is the biggest disappointment of the national curriculum: it’s just a list that he want children to know. At least the old (old, old) national curriculum had the dignity to suggest some interesting schemes of work that linked with other subjects. (Yes, I know they got a bit over-subscribed to but they were a start) Gove apparently has neither the time nor the inclination to attempt something as complex as joined up thinking across the subjects. The idea that some subject’s skills lend themselves well to learning about other subject’s content is less important it seems than promoting selfish, single minded subjects.  The idea that education is about developing true intelligence and nurturing talent is less important than being able to test an individual’s penchant for fact regurgitation at the end of each year.

This expectation for mass content knowledge coupled with a lack of thought on curriculum skills may, I fear, mean that topics as I know and love them will disappear. Lessons will be dis-jointed. Children will learn isolated facts. The concept of cross-referencing skills over a series of subjects linked by one over-arching topic will be lost. Pupils will be judged on memory. Our nation will become a nation of pub quiz bores. Sadly the battle between producing ‘historians’ or ‘Statisticians’ will have been won and the interested, well-rounded and skilled citizens of the future will lie dead, underneath a car park full of cars parked by knowledgeable but ultimately useless eggheads.